is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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