The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
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