ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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