butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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