Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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