Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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