Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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