Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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