Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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