Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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