maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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