Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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