Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Randomize
