Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Randomize
