um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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