You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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