I will die if light touches me.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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