found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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