while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Just pee around me
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
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