After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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