just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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