Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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