so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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