: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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