The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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