I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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