its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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