why didn't you poke me back
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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