Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I just cut my nipple shaving
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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