1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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