I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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