Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
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