have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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