it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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