So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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