Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
