Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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