hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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