yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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