The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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