It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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