Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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