Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
well you can't waste a boner
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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