She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
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