I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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