OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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