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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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