Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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