What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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