these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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