don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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